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By the beard! How have I not given a positive review yet to this masterpiece?

Idk I just like selling organs and shooting stuff

I was scared that the loading screens would last so long I wouldn't be able to ask for a refund due to "playing" the game too much.

But the game runs at 20 FPS with ultra performance mode and lowest settings, while Battlefront II, a game from the same company (which imo looks amazing) runs smoothly at 150+ FPS on the highest settings.

I've waited long for a discount and recently I bought the game (King's Edition). I loved Chivalry 1, so I was excited to play the second part.

Let me start with how the game scammed me only 5 minutes in. Since I bought King's Edition, I got 2000 crowns. So I went to the store to see what they can be / should be spent on. There wasn't much, but one of the products had no description or any disclaimers, the "Winter Pass". So I hover my mouse, no info. I click on it, and the game tells me politely, that I had purchased it. No conformation, no warnings, just took 1000 crowns.
Got pretty mad as I had no intention at all to buy it, I only wanted to see what it was. After I looked it up, I realized it basically unlocks everything in the season, which I could have otherwise unlocked by just simply playing. If I knew this, I would have never bought it, but there is more.
After I spent ~12€ worth of crowns on something I had absolutely no intention buying, it turns out NOTHING GOT UNLOCKED!
I posted about this on steam forums and it also turns out I was not alone.
Contacted the developers, but after 24 hours I just asked for a refund.

The game itself seemed good at first but many times the same problems come up that happened in the first game. You attack but it doesn't land even though you were close and the animation finished, using bows still feel slow and unrealistic.
The new maps are unoptimized, I got 40-50 fps on a winter map while I got 150+ on base game maps.

The game's theme and fighting system is really good.
The only big problem I have with this game is that many times I can't tell which way I'm supposed to go to explore more (get loot) or to advance on the map/story, and MANY times I find myself entering an area which prevents me from going back to collect the loot I left behind. To top it off, there is no manual save, so if I realize I just entered an area that prevents me from going back for the loot, all I can do is hope the game didn't auto-save when I entered the area.
This I find a major flaw, as loot isn't just cosmetical in this game, you can also find money and perks that otherwise cannot be unlocked. This could be fixed in many ways, like an indicator that tells the player they are entering an area they can't go back from.
Other than this, this game is still a must have. It feels like the good old days of gaming.

I really liked how it started off, but it was very irritating how the rebels suddenly became OP with insane gear and tech, while in Half-Life 2 they weren't useful at all.
In this game, it feels like the models of rebels and combine were swapped. Your teammates are still in the way bieng incompetent, while your enemies have insane precision even from afar. I was hoping I could play with the combine soldiers I got to know from Half-Life 2 at my side, but this doesn't feel like it.

This Call of Duty game has hands down the best zombies experience with workshop. If you had a great time with previous cod zombies before, this is a must have, but wait for a discount because the price is insane for a game this old.

i fight a Jedi until his health is 0 and then he says walk away while you can and when I say no he regens all his hp back but mine stays low.
Seems fair lol

This is a very fun game with many different, creative options to play. The lack of maps is excusable since there is the workshop.
Tho You do need friends to get the best out of this game.

This game is amazing with friends, the only problem is sometimes the state of a trap is different for others, which makes it seem like they are immune to them. Otherwise amazing game!