Recent reviews by StayFrosty

I'll give it a positive, but never forget what Sony tried.

Imagine you are a zookeeper. Now imagine you are in charge of a dozen monkeys. Now imagine those monkeys are blind and deaf. Remember the saying: "see no evil, hear no evil, do no evil"? Well your monkeys also, surprise surprise, don't do anything. Come to the realisation that you were on an acid trip. The monkeys? Those are your fellow crew members. They cannot be coordinated, they do not listen, chaos is an inevitability. Despite this, you steel yourself, you hold the ship together just long enough to complete the objective. You're heading to the end, then something appears on radar. A large blip with dangling tendrils. It comes closer, it rams you, your ship sinks as all the junction boxes are simultaneously destroyed. You hit the sea floor, a small island, a brief moment to repair and reflect. Your gunner shoots the creature, its angry, it rams you again, your junction boxes break again. This time there is no island to catch you. You sink into the abyss. You hear an ominous roar. You get power back briefly. You see it, on the sonar, a long creature. Too long. Your ship is rocked by a heavy impact. It starts flooding. You try to hold it together. Nothing works. You despair and accept your death. You remove your diving suit and exit the air lock. The Europan Ocean crushes your bones and soft tissue. You die.

10/10, would experience being crushed into a meatball by water pressure again.

I strongly recommend this game even if you don't like card games. The strategy (sometimes lack thereof) and skill required to actually beat the game is demanding yet fun. The feeling of defeating enemies like it's no big deal is fantastic and the runs move fast enough for you to get through a game or three in an hour. This is probably the best early access game out there on Steam you should probably buy it or at least try it.

No spoilers here. I honestly went into this game expecting to stare at the ass of some polygons on my screen (I did do that, Man's gotta achieve), anyhow this game is so much more than that. It's got plot both aesthetic and literary. All I can say is that it's a masterpiece.

Do you like watching things explode into a red paste? Do you like shooting a variety of weapons? Well then Killing Floor 2 is the meme for you.

If you are into ship to ship strategy with your own added flair this game is for you. BUY IT! YEAH SO GOOD!

For those who understand crude humour, religious influences, and overall a smashing good time. Yes... SMASHING! OCD also...