Aliases:

Jew Magic

Fat Cancer Patient@Walmart

CursingOutChildren-101

Emotional drunky

Drunkin Love

That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ բ﴿﴾ѧϰϮoϻΛϯIϾ™

Christ Crispy Snacks

Funker Than I Am Drunker

MyPalMyPenisMyPenisPal

Fallen Sentience

Joel ♥♥♥♥♥ Behavior Psych Phd

H.P ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

DickKeyMan(IAmTheKeyToUrHeart)

HumpingHelper

SmartGayGuy from tv

50 Shades of Deeznuts

The Salt Shaker

The True Midget Dance

SeaMan Semen

բ﴿﴾ѧϰϮoϻΛϯIϾ The Legend Breaker

Cyber Condom Protection

Master Zero

♥♥♥♥ In Butt Solutions

McDicWrap

Bimbo Baggins

Retardardian

IGotCrabsDoYouWantCrabs?

LotionForThePoor

The DipShitDarkShart

The Trigga ♥♥♥♥♥ Cracker Wacker

The ♥♥♥♥ Draggin Dragon Wagon

DuelWieldingDildoMaster

The Troll God

Toaster ♥♥♥♥♥♥ @Lit Electric

Inquisitor(CheeseDipNotIncluded)

High Skye

Special Ed Tutorials

Erection of deception

Merry Christmas!

when i fart in your general direction, recoil occurs with some lines and dots

Phantomatic: my pemis goes aflutter and makes her spread her legs like toast on butter, then i nut in her butt, before she knows whats what

Phantomatic: brah no one likes my poetry?

Jun 30 - 7:24AM Ark_Prime: shh

JJterms: phantom you need jesus

Phantomatic: i saw him

Ark_Prime: or a gf

Phantomatic: i flicked him off on the metro bus

JJterms: dude..

JJterms: that was a homeless dude

Ark_Prime: lol

Jun 30 - 7:25AM Phantomatic: are you suire?

Jun 30 - 7:26AM DraconisW: your jesus confirmed that with jj

Phantomatic: i am jesus?

GutasM: NM

JJterms: no you're jizzuz

vvv truth lmao

That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ բ﴿﴾ѧϰϮoϻΛϯIϾ™ : no, 7/11 did 9/11, as an advanced marketing tactic.

Herro

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May 13 - 3:25AM Phantomatic: I am 0.000000000001 percent, ♥♥♥♥♥.

GoldenCowBaby: you full black ♥♥♥♥♥

GoldenCowBaby: dont lie

May 13 - 3:26AM GoldenCowBaby: im honored n stuff my ♥♥♥♥♥

GoldenCowBaby: but

GoldenCowBaby: whats that gotta do with consensual ♥♥♥♥♥ sex my ♥♥♥♥♥

GoldenCowBaby: it aint gay of homies agree one another

GoldenCowBaby: They say im racist

GoldenCowBaby: and then he goes on by saying im a slave and its cool

GoldenCowBaby: is he retarded

Phantomatic: your celebrating your culture

Sawit: for me its noon

RichardDantz: I'm so limber limber as a cucumber, look at me, I'm wearing a kamono

Phantomatic: retarded? thats for the government to decide. **** you mean

GoldenCowBaby: any ways my ♥♥♥♥♥♥

May 13 - 3:34AM kokiris: Black is great and tan is grand but white is the color of the big boss man.

Probably not going to be on for a while, i'd say as short as a week, or as long as 2 months. I need to get my ♥♥♥♥ together

if your happy and you know it wack your ♥♥♥♥! if your happy and you know it WACK YOUR ♥♥♥♥! if your happy aand you know it, then your face will surely show it, if your happy and you know it WACK YOUR ♥♥♥♥!

'' you have the right to suck dee nuts, anything you say can and wil be used against you in the court of law."

JustineL33: ok ._.

Apr 10 - 2:57AM PIS_DarkBeat: lol by mandate of article 69

Scene: Safari expedition

First person narrator: "Log date April 1st, 2017. We are now tracking one of the most elucive predators known to man."

Abrupt commentary: "Deez nuts? GOT EEEM!"


Copy Right of That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ բ﴿﴾ѧϰϮoϻΛϯIϾ™

hm... ones trolling can have an overall effect on the capibilities, coordination of the enemy team by getting under their skin ei emotional minipulation and in some cases gives the enemy team a sense of hopelessness. But, this trolling effect has the potential to backfire in the face of a team with good history, and they're anger may infact bring them together, increasing communication, and overall effectiveness of the team, in which case, those teamembers might quote from the trolling individuals, reversing the negitive effects onto the reciprocator.

lol just teasing, man

awkward just means you think theres something that isnt being said, like, checklist: [Don't search for furry werewolf hentai porn today.] Check. Any other questions? "YEAH, WHERE CAN A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN FIND A GOOD ---" Do I hear a resounding NO? Great! Today is a good day.

Awkward Question of the week: WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ CAN I FIND FURRY WEREWOLF HENTAI PORN?! Its like searching for waldo in a blues clues episode! WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?!

Skit idea: Approaches bathroom, "EEeeeeeaarrrrrrrrhhhhhh..hhhhh!!!!" is heard inside... "damnit Timmy! STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN MY HOUSE!!!" *door opens* a stench fills the air with toxicity "oh GOD HELP US ALL..." *POOF* god awares, "♥♥♥♥ N---a, damn what is wrong with yo ASS ♥♥♥♥♥????" god states, "See, this ♥♥♥♥ is why i dont answer house calls. Whooowww what did you eat??? please fatha forgive him for he knows not what he's eaten loaaaord!"

Person 1: THEY TOOK MER JERRRB!!!!
Person 2: THEY TOOK MA ASS!!!
Person 1: >_>... Coe head with that, im sticking with my job being taken brah.

Joke conceived by Phantomatic. May be told by anyone at their leisure but please cite ma <3

obi wan kenobi -> Obi wan kenblowme Favorite starwars name paredies

xD lol

or was it Dog? D stands for Dog is most books i read

i think D stands for Divisive Derrick :)

Assassin: I got a D in math
Phantomatic™: For real brah? Who gave you the D?
Assassin: My teacher gave me the D
Phantomatic™: You should file for rape charges
Assassin: what?

Phantomatic: no, ♥♥♥♥ you. my internet is acting retarded. wait, nvm, its not acting anymore.
Phantomatic: its just plain retarded now
Sir.Wrecksalot: so, why should I ♥♥♥♥ myself
Sir.Wrecksalot: because your connectivity
Sir.Wrecksalot: is bad
Phantomatic: idk
Phantomatic: im trying to do that myself, but my ♥♥♥♥ will only fit in an inch :C
Phantomatic: T_T
Sir.Wrecksalot: first world problems
Phantomatic: lol
Phantomatic: true dat

they make money off of your broken ♥♥♥♥

the last 2 top-of-the-line computers i got from best buy, an Asus and an Alienware, they both broke on me for slightly different reasons... ♥♥♥♥ is expensive, that's for sure, but at least i finally got one that works. Battery life is pathetic and graphics memory is mediocre for the price, but it does its job well otherwise

My cpu broke D: ♥♥♥♥ is expensive

I am back!

where are you man, we miss you!

I just want to update my status, I evolved from ♥♥♥♥♥ to supper ♥♥♥♥♥.

The old blind man innocently strolls into a strip club, unbuckles his pants, and begins pissing in front of a fan, than in a shouting pitch, states, "ah... nothing like feeling the wind in your hair, and rain on your skin when your pissing in the forest!"

ideas that come to mind that will make you say What The ♥♥♥♥????

1. Song remix: I WANTED HER TO MASTUREBAIT LIKE AN ALIEN, BUT NOT LIKE AN ALIEN WHO KNEW WHO I AMMMM!!!

2. A, B, C, 1, 2, 3, YOUR MOM KEEPS CHOKING ON THE D NOW!

3. I jerk, jerk, jerk, when I watch dem bit--es twerk, I jerk jerk, it comes with the perks, I jerk jerk, WHEN I CERK!!!! >:O

Genesis 43:23 Don't be afraid. Your God, the God of your father, has given you treasure in your sacks.

Created by: Keno

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lol

ur gonna get rekkked. be prepared fool. Dj Smeogol says hiieee

ah.... me...ow? O_o

meow?

sorry guys i don't check my profile that much xD

Death. Do. You. Not. Uderstand. The. Situation. For. Christ's. Beard. Da. ♥♥♥♥.

+rep Patient.

yea?

Death

OK OK Im in the middle of a warzone...
And I wasnt tryin to copy it Death...
I just thought of it cuz Zeros my lucky number...
♥♥♥♥♥.

S.U.P S: Slutty U: Unatractive P: Person

In fact screw it im goin back!

CHOICES AS A FRIEND
1.♥♥♥♥♥
2.Mega ♥♥♥♥♥
3.Fine
4.Normal
5.Meh

My respected choice is 5.

Hey, guess what? Let's see if this is what your doing right now...
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

xD Good Friend even though I cant see him anymore! D: