Frank Sobotka
Francis Sobotka
Baltimore, Maryland, United States
We used to make sh1t in this country, build sh1t. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.

We used to make sh1t in this country, build sh1t. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀╱╳╲⠀⠀⠀About lil ol' me!⠀⠀╱╳╲
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Fun facts about myself :ujel::

:redpolyball:My name is Hayden Beerwazie
:redpolyball:I'm a 23yo high functioning autistic stoner
:redpolyball:I transitioned 3 years ago and my family hasnt talked to me since :winter2019saddog:
:redpolyball:I'm taken (♥♥♥♥♥♥ sme super hot model babe)
:redpolyball:i love cock
:redpolyball:I sprinkle DMT into my coffee in the morning
:redpolyball:If you're LGBTQ+ and reading this please talk to me so I can actually give you advice :joyUB:
:redpolyball:I have aids
:redpolyball: voice acted Venom Snake in Metal Gear Solid 5 :Miller: (me and Keifer Sutherland have a
really similar voice but its actually me who voice acted snake)
:redpolyball: I am a huge trekkie!!!! Live long and Prosper nNIGGAA!!
:redpolyball:(I am not religious in any shape or form and am agnostic, if god exists and my beliefs are wrong see you in hell!)
video of my late grandmothers funeral... :ccskull: https://youtu.be/sTSA_sWGM44


My Political Views:
I'm neither fascist nor republican nor do both of those match in the same political ideological group (Again, you're forgetting I'm not american how could I at all line myself with republicans, if you're wondering I don't follow politics because both sides are the same

Encyclopedia of my TF2 Competitive Tour experience:
please thank me for my service in the comments! :steamhappy: :joyUB:
Highlander (9v9)
:cozynms:UGC Main (Season 27) : Northern Kabul Afghanistan - Spy (1st)
-I was deployed in afghanistan on my first mission, i was united states marine corps special forces unit blunt boys (thats where I received my call sign, you see its not chosen, its handed to you.)

:cozynms: RGL Intermediate (Season 4) : Iraq Operation Red Dawn (1st lmao)
-December 14th, 2003. after my missions in special forces in afghanistan, and my time serving different contractors across the globe using black market items. I was called back by the governent for a secret mission. capture saddam hussein and thats what I did. took a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rip from my rig and shot he ass lol

:cozynms:- RGL Main (Season 5) : Revolutionary War Spy (1st)
-Ever heard of me? probably not. Because I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ top secret like the Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. That I had to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ silenced by the founding fathers for how badass I was at kicking british ass.

                                                        
𐌆 𐌋𐍈𐠨𐌄 𐌳𐌄𐍃𐌵𐍃 𐌂𐋏𐍂𐌆𐍃𐌕  
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it honestly took me a long while to think about how I felt about this game, but all I can say....

to the developers:

Thank you for this game, it helped me through a dark time in my life and honestly without this outlet I don't know what I would or could have done to myself. Going through life changes moving town to town only to end up as a gas line contractor in arkansas is rough, i'll tell ya that much. But thankfully my side work as a surgeon got me some extra cash and I could afford this game.

Gameplay:

I really liked playing with the boob model buttons and sliders to make my perfect image of myself. I got a 400$ laminated poster of my "self image koikatsu character" and stapled it to my ceiling (was very annoying cleaning the popcorn drywall that fell in the sheets, ♥♥♥♥ that whatever houseowner before me put in god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knows why).
Every morning I face the day looking at what I aspire to be.

Settings:

Basic menu options but functional.

Audio:

Voice actresses were impressive, I go for the most aggressive modes possible explicitly to hear the violent audio cues.

Overall? 10/10 would give this game about 40 acres of land in northern arkansas for more games like this.
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(adding a disclaimer because I'm getting bored)
This entire profile is complete bullshit.
This page is carefully engineered to provoke a response from certain types of people.
If you got this far, and you still couldn't recognize the surplus of bullshit that I put on this page just to make YOU mad, then I hope you take this as a lesson not to fuck with the Big Girls <3
*drops microphone*
Trans Cpt. Janeway out!!
teej 2 Jun @ 12:02pm 
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teej 2 Jun @ 12:02pm 
hey why do you have a star trek background? i know its gay as ♥♥♥♥ and some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, but its a bit too close to realism for me to enjoy your ragebaiting larp. please change it to a something you actually dont have an interest in. thanks bud.
teej 2 Jun @ 12:02pm 
hey why do you have a star trek background? i know its gay as ♥♥♥♥ and some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, but its a bit too close to realism for me to enjoy your ragebaiting larp. please change it to a something you actually dont have an interest in. thanks bud.
teej 2 Jun @ 12:02pm 
hey why do you have a star trek background? i know its gay as ♥♥♥♥ and some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, but its a bit too close to realism for me to enjoy your ragebaiting larp. please change it to a something you actually dont have an interest in. thanks bud.
teej 2 Jun @ 12:02pm 
hey why do you have a star trek background? i know its gay as ♥♥♥♥ and some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, but its a bit too close to realism for me to enjoy your ragebaiting larp. please change it to a something you actually dont have an interest in. thanks bud.
teej 2 Jun @ 12:02pm 
hey why do you have a star trek background? i know its gay as ♥♥♥♥ and some real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, but its a bit too close to realism for me to enjoy your ragebaiting larp. please change it to a something you actually dont have an interest in. thanks bud.