Recent reviews by Bart Bash

ok im going to be honest, i hate this awful game, everytime i play this game i want to ronnnie mcnutt myself but im in a cult where everytime there is a new map i have to play it. Man i love this game, not as much as i love fishing because man i love fishing and man i love human fall flat but man i love fishing more. This game is actual aids i cant lie i would seriously rather listen to doja by central cee then play this. +rep i love women

toilet area

suck it

Ok im finna be real yea, everyone saying that Balloon boy has cake, but you lot haven't even seeeeeeen chica yeah and especially chica plushie, check that waz out on cam 11 or something like that. faaaatttttttty bunda stylll ,had me going sheeeeeeeesh. Tell you what tho dont like it when you get jump scared by Will smith, his big head jumps you and Fresh Prince of Bel-air starts playing but its not fair tho bc you cant mask against will so you have to sit there and watch him bro down on you like penis style. thats hella wack i cant lie but you know laugh innit. It also has chica plushie so you have to cop it for that yeah ho on then and you know if your coppin it give me a fat medal too because it would be funny if i can beat my doom spoon review

Ok right so, in binding of isaac i just lost a mother fight and she was rah low and it is currently 12:25 at night and ngl a noose would seem like great fun right now. im also kind of hungry right now so i might have to steal some kids ipad and order a fat maccy. Im allowed to take the kids ipad because he has stinky pits so its aight, you get me big man. wag wan and that. We didnt start the fire, hi bill if you reading this, gimmie jimmy you get me. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tired and currently staring at my wall, pretty mad its like wall shaped and that. its kinda sick. might go eat a jellyfish because im so hungry but i will eat it alive and i will need someone to give me a golden shower after so i dont die n dat you get me; you coppin my feel. man i feel so tired rn i could go play fall guys, thats how wacky i feel right now, i could literally go play fall guys right now, dont know whats wrong with me pls send help, my coords are 543.124.5342.56246

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Right ok k, brass tacks here mother is a right ole slag, and man like isaac was mistreated, you donoe, ballsacks dad just up n left, kinda sad man i feel for isaac but right this is the big twist ok, ima bout to spoil it so quickly play it get conehead item, then beat the game, because nutsacks dad dies right and scrotesacks dad didnt call mcgill and get his will, so isaacs dad is willless, stupid spongehead, so isaac has to go beat his own mother to yoink daddys stuff, isaac is one tuff geez yeah so he pretends that his mother is his girfriend and england has just lost the game and goes maguire mode on mother then right imagine that isaac is ronaldo and mother is harry maguire, so like nutsack wins yeah then isaac gets his dads possessions and finds out that ballsacks dad was really into pegging n that, so issac is walking around with a mad strap on still, big man is strutting his stuff and its kinda mad because his strap on works like brimstone and so his widdles are all red and it is one mad beam that does rah damage to those stupid spidas that are not ok spidas.


right to sum it all up, my balls ache any real ones wanna help me out my discord is: Benඞ#0117

ok, some people might think of me as a wiseguy, a real nutcracker, a real slapper, but let me assure you when it comes to cod ghosts, there is no room for messing around. especially, ESPECIALLY on extinction point of contact yeah after you beat the second big nest and you fight the rhino and you go into the donneys house yeah and there is a sign that says looters will be shot now as a fellow mafia don you know me, im giovanni ianucci you know, my assistant sal adrianucci yeah hes a real good kid, he owes me money but im like hey forget about it, yeah hes a real good kid; he makes ma and pa proud. he was like woah looters will be shot and i was like no way man. then later he was 1v1ing sneaky snake and sal just said that HE LOVES CUMBLE and he tried to knife sneaky, Sal, hes a good kid but hes off his rocker eh he said he love cumble and tried to knife sneaky. let me say again he said i love cumble and tried to knife sneaky.

oh yeah ghosts umm cop it yeah and play extinction with me and sal, you know sal he is a good kid you know a real wiseguy, a real crackup, you know he makes ma and pa happy eh, yeah hop on and we can shoot looters

Kevin

idk. heavy init

ok right ok ok one day yeah i was feeling rah hungry you get me toss man because i havent eaten in 8 years (btw im 5) and i was like oi dad im hungry you get me and he told me a vewy vewy funny joke do you want to hear it? tough haha k jk jk i will say yeah

why was piglet looking in the toilet?

he was looking for pooh

and then i was like haha k im not hungry anymore and then i had to do my revision for school
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmongUs/comments/ivr96g/among_us_lore/
heres the trusted website i used and dont worry i did upvote all the posts, im drowning in reddit gold, call me SPOOGE mc duck or call me mc spooge for short

ok anyway castle crashers yeah ill tell you what it reminds of : TOP TEXT





BOTTOM TEXT

yeah and ill tell you why me ol skipper, because they have helmets and do you know how else have helmets? men, espically mirage from apex because he is rah witty you get me drilla k anyway my kid is on 20% remaining so i have to recharge him


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pyjamas-Fleece-Onesie-Mandalorian-Years/dp/B08L9HWBPQ/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=baby+yoda&qid=1628948244&sr=8-8