Recent reviews by Kenny Lingus

I bashed the newspaper kid to death with a baseball bat and took his gun but it had no ammo

The player character waited. The lights above them blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Sith in the base. They didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. Their warnings to Jedi Master Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
The player character was a Jedi Knight for fourteen years. When they was young they watched the spaceships and they said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY SITH”
There was a time when they believed him. Then as they got oldered they stopped. But now in the cockpit of the Ebon Hawk they knew there were Sith.
“This is Master Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the Sith!”
So player character gotted his palsma saber and slashed up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the Sith
“I will Force at him” said the Darth Malak and he fired the Force Push. Player Character plasma sabered at him and tried to cut him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the Sith” they shouted
The radio said “No, player character. You are the Sith”
And then player character was Darth Revan.