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appreciates how difficult it was."
-- Walt West
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Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster
than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun comes
up, you'd better be running.
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"All Bibles are man-made."
-- Thomas Edison
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[Peter is watching "Happy Days". Someone tries to talk to him]
Peter: Hold on! This is the one where the Fonz says "Aaay!"
Fonzi: Aaay!
Peter: YES! Take that, 1950's society!
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Have you ever felt like a wounded cow
halfway between an oven and a pasture?
walking in a trance toward a pregnant
seventeen-year-old housewife's
two-day-old cookbook?
-- Richard Brautigan
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