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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43am

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28pm

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52am

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42am

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39am

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05am

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47am

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:25am

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55am

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26am

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11am

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32pm

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00am

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am



Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.