OMG its a hoviper

<3 That's all that is to say

I'm crying right now.
Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Sunei. I've lost interest in all guys, besides him. Guys who are considered "hot" by the general female population don't cut it for me anymore.
Sunei really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.

crazy

Some say this guy is a top player, one of the best in OCE. But I know, I know the truth, I was there from the beginning. I know the real Hoviper and I'm not afraid to share it. His true intentions aren't to become the best Rocket League player, no, it's to win my heart, from the very start I knew he wanted me, my hot body, my smooth exterior, my 4 wheels and big engine. He can handle me like no other, the way he makes me flip and spin and he never leaves me feeling empty on boost. He may not win every game, but he has won my love. - Scarab

Good guy best mates with em goot at rl: recommend to play with em :P