In the ancient days, before the internet, mankind could only dream of a place where all the world's knowledge and stupidity could be gathered. One day, a hero emerged: Copypasta. With the power of ctrl+C and ctrl+V, he spread wisdom and wit.

A young apprentice asked, "Master Copypasta, what is the most profound truth in the universe?"

The master pondered and shared:

"To be or not to be, that is the pasta. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous spaghetti, or to take arms against a sea of noodles, and by opposing, end them."

The apprentice was puzzled. "What does it mean?"

With a chuckle, the master replied, "Life is a series of strings. Sometimes, you just need to boil it down to the basics and add a little sauce."

The apprentice was enlightened, and the legend of Copypasta lived on, spreading joy and confusion to all corners of the internet.

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.
Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, CHARACTER LIMIT

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I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

+rep good hehe xd