Too far, you bully! How dare you call someone such a horrid name. I’ll have you know, I’ve been playing Minecraft for 4 years and have over 7,000+ hours on ONE server. So you go and call someone a meanie, while at this moment I’m currently at your base with 8 stacks of TNT. Your house will be gone, and all your valuables will be mine. And how do I know the server? I hacked your Minecraft account and stole the server IP with my mad hacker skills. You don’t know what’s coming, for the storm has just started to rise. I got here on a pig, without a carrot on a stick. How? Hours of experience. I trained with Notch for months. He taught me all the Minecraft secrets and how to code java, so if you DARE to challenge me, I will 1v1 u and destroy you. How can u dare challenge Im a god when you are a mere man. It’s like jesus fighting a coakroach. He will always win. So, don’t bully, scrub.

Listen. I dont have much time. I need your help mannnn! So I was walking to TACOBELL earlier this week right? Okay well when I finally got there I saw this man walking around in a taco costume and I gave him my order like I usually would. He came back with a briefcase full of money and a hot dog with extra mayo sarrucacha and lots and lots of ketchup. He forced me to eat the hotdog whole if I wanted the money so I started scarfing that thing down I nearly choked. He gives me the money and runs into the dark laughing like marry popping on ectsasy. The money was fake and so wasn’t he. Man those shrooms were crazy

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx