What about when you attacked Gwyneth, my friend Gwyneth

I wouldn't be surprised if we never heard from Denise Richards again
Me

𝒢𝒶𝓇𝑔𝓁𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝓊𝓈𝓈𝓎


Martha Stewart is dead and I killed her.

Your 𝓅𝓊𝓈𝓈𝓎 might be rated 5 stars on tripadvisor, but my 𝓅𝓊𝓈𝓈𝓎 is a derelict cave system filled with forgotten treasures

My quinoa recipe will make you 𝒸𝓊𝓂

The fact that I'm still on this earth haunts me every waking moment

I'm the big gulp you get behind the 7-11