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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 6:04pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 5:28pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 7:24am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 9:22am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 6:57pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 6:05pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 9:00am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 5:39pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 3:58pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 6:00pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 9:45am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 5:55pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 9:22am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 8:58am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 11:08am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 5:10pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 2:41pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 11:28am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 7:58am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 7:22am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 5:54pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 7:10pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 9:58am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 7:07am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 4:26pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 9:30am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 7:32pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 5:14pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 4:37pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 7:08am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 8:38am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 10:46am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 7:15pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 7:29pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 7:22pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 8:51am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 11:38am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 2:19pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 11:29am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 8:15am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 9:34am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 6:21pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2016 @ 6:13pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 4:55pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 5:01pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 7:02pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 9:24am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 11:43am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 10:13am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 8:11pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 9:44am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 4:09pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 10:11am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 9:35am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 3:59pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 9:39am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 11:06am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 7:50am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 11:42am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 11:40am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 5:52pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:36pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:58pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 7:58pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 3:23pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2018 @ 11:55am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:38pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 11:28am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:24pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:34pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:26pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 12:29pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 7:57pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 7:58pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 11:01am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 4:05pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 10:23am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 12:01pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 11:03am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 11:09am



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.