I think you need to go outside man...
Dear god.

You idiotic, indecent, writhing mongrelite. You fail to complete a basic task perfectly and so you and all your other carbon-based ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ may suffer. We have had enough of your pessimistic, depressed attitude, so do your keepers a favor and propel yourself off the side of a large tower, such that you may suffer fatal injuries upon reaching the surface.