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It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
-- Calvin

"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...
The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."
-Calvin

Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cow
and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze
'em!"? -- Calvin
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Happy Easter :D

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You have been visited by the dank weed leaf of ultimate euphoria and autism! Fame and eternal no scopes will come to you but first you need to 420 $wagsc0p3 this message to 5 other MLG blokes. If you do the $wagsc0p3 (must be really dank), then you will be a proper MLG bloke no scoping m80. If not, you will be hardscoped to kill by campers for the rest of eternity.