Smarties™ Meltdown
HonTastic   Glasgow City, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

1. Female

2. Age 16-23

3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)

4. Willing to do as I ask

5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)

6. Have 0 male friends

7. Cook 3 meals for me a day

8. Be willing to split the bill on a date

9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)

10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person

11. Have sex with me as I ask

12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)

13. Ideally not have a job

14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.
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Bloodmaster 30 Mar @ 8:03am 
great guy, clutch master˘⌣˘
⭐Bludcrusher💛 10 Feb @ 10:35am 
would play again
WentzLV 20 Jan @ 1:31pm 
Such a sick and toxic guy or girl?! :steamthumbsdown:
Maladred 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm 
Teamwork skills!
Landantrius 13 Dec, 2024 @ 6:42am 
Let's light up the scoreboard!
Naran 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35am 
add me for fun