Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕎𝕚𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕊𝕊
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕎𝕚𝕣 𝕜ä𝕞𝕡𝕗𝕖𝕟 𝕗ü𝕣 𝔻𝕖𝕦𝕥𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕎𝕚𝕣 𝕜ä𝕞𝕡𝕗𝕖𝕟 𝕗ü𝕣 ℍ𝕚𝕥𝕝𝕖𝕣.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕊𝕚𝕖𝕘 𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕝!
║▒\
║▒▒\
║░▒║
║░▒║ Put this
║⊕ ║ on your friends
║░▒║ profile
║⊕ ║ to protect them
║░▒║ against Commies
║⊕ ║ and Liberals!
║░▒║
▓▓▓
[█▓]
[█▓] Secure our
[█▓] Nations & People!
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Soviet!"
The Soviet commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill, where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out:
"One Finn is better than one hundred Soviet."
Furious, the commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.
The Finnish voice calls out again:
"One Finn is better than one thousand Russians!"
Enraged he musters 1000 men and sends them over the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought!
Then silence
Eventually one badly wounded soldier crawls back over the hill, with his dying words tells his commander:
"Commander it's a trap. There's two of them!
88♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥88
88█████░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░88
88█████░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░88
88███████████████████████88
88███████████████████████88
88███████████████████████88
88░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░█████88
88░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░█████88
88██████████████░░░░█████88
88██████████████░░░░█████88
88██████████████░░░░█████88
Very friendly mate.