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emelieankan 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm 
"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
Blokeston 24 Jun, 2019 @ 12:42pm 
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Yes, ALL the boys. They will travel by sea, by land and if air, so be it. There is not a boy in the world who could resist my milkshake. My yard will be populated by such large masses you will cower at the thought of having a milkshake like me. Simply put, mine, is better than yours.