Holy Honk
Твой друг   Hrodna, Hrodzyenskaya Voblasts', Belarus
 
 
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About me
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Favourite (And least favouite) people: Jacob? and Britsle
Favourite internet people: Neuxdabomb, Ernest and Erik
Favourite colour: Red, green and white (just like my country of birth)
Dream car: I like rally cars but, I want a 180sx or S13, but fr its probably gonna be like a 2001 IS300
Country: Live in AU, wasn't born there though. Kind of a s**thole, but people glaze it too much
Languages I know: English (obviously), Russian (check where I'm from), also learnin Japanese
My name in those three languages: Holy Honk, Святой Хонк, せいなる ホンク
My favourite cuss word is: s**t (cause of how many random implications it has)
Basically I play games. Sometimes for just for fun with the boys. Sometimes for the achievements. And rarely for YT videos.

Quotes
I always make the best quotes, but my mates don't like it when I mention them since they are my own, so here is some my favourite ones from them + extra:

"You ♥♥♥♥ kidney stones out your penis?" - Britsle 11/04/24
"My English teacher loves to meat ride black people" - Jacob 22/03/24
"What if you had a d**k twisted like a pig tail?" - Christopher 2/03/24
"Do not cut Gut's tat in half that ♥♥♥♥ will become bluetooth" - Yokai4410 15/07/24
"Nah your ♥♥♥♥ is overkill" - Ernest 08/07/23
"Can these kids chase me faster" - Neux 12/11/23
"I'd love for a T-girl to go down on me" - Jacob 9/12/24 (totally said this and isn't forged whatsoever)
"You cooould marry me" - Christopher 21/12/24
"Little birdy said you wanna play with me" - Steez Lord 21/12/24

“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.” - Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream

Games I've played 100%

No effort games
Let's just get this out the way. Most of the games I've 100%ed took basically sub 10 hours to complete and generally wouldn't consider them all that difficult but here they are first up in order.

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Iron Lung
Fire Watch
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead: Season 2
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier
The Wolf Among Us
Zup! S
Counter-Strike 2
We Went Back
Road 96
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Tales from the Borderlands
Mouthwashing
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
MiSide

Games that required effort
Once again from first to last

The Forest
Fallout 4
Fallout: New Vegas
Unturned (WIP)
Mad Max
Hotline Miami
Helldivers 2
Ready or Not

My PC setup

PC Specs
Don't know when I'll next do a massive upgrade, but comfortable rn

CPU: AMD R7 5800X 3.8Ghz(overclocked to 4.7Ghz)
CPU Cooler: Cooler Master MasterLiquid ML360L
MB: MSI MPG B550 GAMING PLUS ATX AM4
RAM: Corsair Vengeance RGB Pro 32 GB (2x16GB) DDR4-3200
Storage: Does it matter? (x2 NVME 1TB, x1 SSD 1TB, x1 HDD 2TB)
GPU: EVGA XC3 ULTRA GAMING GeForce RTX 3070 8GB (EVGA glazer wish it was a 3090 tho)
Case: Corsair 5000D AIRFLOW ATX Mid Tower Case
PSU: Corsair RM750e 750W 80+ Gold

Peripherals
None of which are final but just stuff I've been using

Keyboard: Razer Cynosa V2 RGB
Mouse: Razer Viper Mini
Webcam: Logitech C270 (ts is broke af)
Headphones: Audio-Technica ATH-M20x
Microphone: Some 20 dollar piece of ♥♥♥♥

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I сосал in SoSide | MiSide Mod
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Recent Activity
68 hrs on record
last played on 3 Apr
673 hrs on record
last played on 3 Apr
562 hrs on record
last played on 29 Mar
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Jacob? 22 Feb @ 11:47pm 
i wonder what this guys plays in his free time
Jacob? 28 Jan @ 10:36pm 
Pestily thinks, I agree... no questions asked. If Pestily speaks, the universe pauses to listen. If Pestily orders, I drop everything and salute. If Pestily has a million fans, I am front row, screaming my lungs out. If Pestily has one fan, it's me, and I’ll fight you for that title. If Pestily has zero fans, guess what? I’m in the grave, standing with him in spirit.
Jacob? 28 Jan @ 2:25am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
Jacob? 26 Jan @ 10:17pm 
holy honk ditched an entire friendgroup for a 6,2 fat asian women (he has fetishes for asian women) hes on of ''those" anime people and he doesn't play sport. The crazy ♥♥♥♥ is he thinks he can call me a loser even though he fell of so hard, he is lucky i don't drop a Kendrick lamar diss on his dumb ass
Jacob? 26 Jan @ 6:17pm 
I've become so much like Eren Jaeger, it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up Hange! I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.