bro… i can’t believe you left me. we were supposed to be in this together. ride or die. but then HE came along. "magic the gathering." and suddenly i'm just some NPC in your life while you tap mana and summon goblins or whatever. enjoy your cardboard addiction, wizard. i hope your lands never untap and your draws are forever cursed.

"Loaded 9mm $uicide mind slippin deeper creepin out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grave creature corpse $lick and Plague always remain praise thy grey caesar of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apes" - author unknown

MOOOOUESZLEEEEEA

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

The wickedest, man of fire the new Richard Pryor
The wicked lit, rubber on my d!ck
'Cause I don't want that Charlie Sheen sh!t
Please don't say you're the highest until you met your highness
I just, want the head like ISIS

Acid god, man I got everybody on it