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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:44am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:47am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:37am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:31am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:36am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:10am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:54am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:07am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 9:02am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:46am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:15am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 9:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:05am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:28am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:26am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:15am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:21am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:05am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:26am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:10am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 3:36am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 2:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:10am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 8:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:10am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:04am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 10:47am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:54am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:42am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:05am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 4:18pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:04am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:20am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:29am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:28am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:48am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:48am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 3:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:26am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:38pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:55am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:59pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:21am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:17am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:44pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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