A Hobo Named Bob
Hoboken, New Jersey, United States
That's spelled B-O-B frontward and backward.

Revenge is a dish best served piping hot from the belly of a B-29 bomber

The Hobo Code

1. Decide your own life; don’t let another person run or rule you.

2. When in town, always respect the local law and officials, and try to be a gentleman at all times.

3. Don’t take advantage of someone who is in a vulnerable situation, locals or other hobos.

4. Always try to find work, even if temporary, and always seek out jobs nobody wants. By doing so you not only help a business along, but ensure employment should you return to that town again.

5. When no employment is available, make your own work by using your added talents at crafts.

6. Do not allow yourself to become a stupid drunk and set a bad example for locals’ treatment of other hobos.

7. When jungling in town, respect handouts, do not wear them out, another hobo will be coming along who will need them as badly, if not worse than you.

8. Always respect nature, do not leave garbage where you are jungling.

9. If in a community jungle, always pitch in and help.

10. Try to stay clean, and boil up wherever possible.

11. When traveling, ride your train respectfully, take no personal chances, cause no problems with the operating crew or host railroad, act like an extra crew member.

12. Do not cause problems in a train yard, another hobo will be coming along who will need passage through that yard.

13. Do not allow other hobos to molest children; expose all molesters to authorities…they are the worst garbage to infest any society.

14. Help all runaway children, and try to induce them to return home.

15. Help your fellow hobos whenever and wherever needed, you may need their help someday.
That's spelled B-O-B frontward and backward.

Revenge is a dish best served piping hot from the belly of a B-29 bomber

The Hobo Code

1. Decide your own life; don’t let another person run or rule you.

2. When in town, always respect the local law and officials, and try to be a gentleman at all times.

3. Don’t take advantage of someone who is in a vulnerable situation, locals or other hobos.

4. Always try to find work, even if temporary, and always seek out jobs nobody wants. By doing so you not only help a business along, but ensure employment should you return to that town again.

5. When no employment is available, make your own work by using your added talents at crafts.

6. Do not allow yourself to become a stupid drunk and set a bad example for locals’ treatment of other hobos.

7. When jungling in town, respect handouts, do not wear them out, another hobo will be coming along who will need them as badly, if not worse than you.

8. Always respect nature, do not leave garbage where you are jungling.

9. If in a community jungle, always pitch in and help.

10. Try to stay clean, and boil up wherever possible.

11. When traveling, ride your train respectfully, take no personal chances, cause no problems with the operating crew or host railroad, act like an extra crew member.

12. Do not cause problems in a train yard, another hobo will be coming along who will need passage through that yard.

13. Do not allow other hobos to molest children; expose all molesters to authorities…they are the worst garbage to infest any society.

14. Help all runaway children, and try to induce them to return home.

15. Help your fellow hobos whenever and wherever needed, you may need their help someday.
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Comments
Noodle The Nerdle 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am 
Hey... hey... how many hours did you spend figuring out that ball puzzle again?
Merlina ♡ 18 Dec, 2014 @ 1:04pm 
Sorry we never talk. D;
LegendaryR'QA 20 Nov, 2013 @ 6:48pm 
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This is a Thing that is happening, good luck my friend :sticky:
LegendaryR'QA 15 Oct, 2012 @ 10:21pm 
Happy B-day!!!
Flopple 15 Oct, 2012 @ 10:29am 
ILL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS FOR YOUR HAT i kid i kid :3
Humunculi Tzu 15 Oct, 2012 @ 9:00am 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!