One of the seven chosen prophets of Shamoomoo, known as Geist. A fearsome adversary that has perfected the arts of stealth and use of a sword. An incredibly smexy being, on the outside, and a skilled warrior with a cunning mind on the inside. Chosen by the great Shamoomoo himself to be one of the seven prophets and protect mankind from all evil, and the various crat invasions. Seeing him can mean a sound reassurance of protection and safety in desperate times for some, or an absolute knowledge of imminent defeat for others. He is a beacon of light sent to guide humanity through the end times, and the journey there.

He also loves nipples.