This man was the best killer I've ever played against. The second I spawned into the match on The Thompson House, all of my teammates were so intimidated that they disconnected instantly, leaving me with 5 generators all to myself. He kept the pressure up as I alternated between pallet looping him with my toxic survivor superpowers and gen rushing. Once I had 4 gens it was apparent I wasn't going to make it out at this pace, things were getting tense. I began searching for the hatch, and after a straight 2 hours of circling the map, there it was, on top of a tractor in the middle. With this man standing right on top of it. Our gazes must have locked on to eachothers' for an eternity, before we both looked down and saw our bulging erections. He ran up to me and ripped off my pants, ♥♥♥♥ed me in the♥♥♥♥♥until he came, and threw me into the hatch like the worthless♥♥♥♥♥♥I am. 10/10, best game I've ever played

T-pose! Sorry, I was just asserting my dominance... So you’re new here, right? Heh, I’ve noticed you’re a bit small there, you’re a little bit of a quiet potato. Me, I’m a big Chungus as you can see. Yeah, I’m in the band, uh, I play trumpet. Yeah and maybe a little bit of trombone, y’know? If I’m feeling it, yeah? Do you go on reddit? Do you like Rick and Morty? Me too! Do you watch callmecarson?

I miss PUBG hirotaka

<3

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he poisioned my water supply, burned my crops, and delivered a plague onto my house!