Yeah, every so often I just post on craigslist: Me: A support sniper player. You: Thought I was griefing but then we won the lane and then the game. I built aghs and did the most damage on the team. You said "ur the best immortal sniper player I ever saw" but I have a dirty secret: I'm just a legend. Call me
sometime and we can get cheese wizards

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Is it possible cats are lowering the white birthrate? Because white women get to experience maternal love through the purring jew so they forgo babies. Cats are like the female equivalent of a sexbot.

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Shrapnel is the best ability in the game

It slows, it deals damage, it has 1800 range, it gives vision, and it is very intuitive to use. It does not require walls of text to explain how it works, you use it once - you understand everything about it. It is super reliable.

It does not take years of aiming to reach like gale/smoke cloud and other inferior AOE slows. How long does it take for Riki to slow? Pathetic. The only thing that separates my intention to slow an enemy and an actual slow is the speed of my right index finger. Remember Smoke Cloud? L ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAO. If Shrapnel had a Netflix adaptation it would still be 10 times better than this excuse of an ability.

You can reliably initiate, counter-initiate, escape and killsteal with it. You don't need a set up - you are a set up, and a follow up if needed. Perfect hero in my book will have 3 Shrapnels and an empy slot for ultimate, they don't need it. God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this skill - the true perfection of ASSFAGOTS design.

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I will not be apologizing for my reckless behavior to anybody except myself, the only person whose forgiveness I care about. Should I accept my own apology (and it's looking pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good that I will), I expect to be admired for my mercifulness and commitment to self-care.

Quick update: I have officially accepted my own apology. I am excited to be welcomed back into the community with open minds and open wallets.