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Recent reviews by Hipster Elephant

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866.4 hrs on record
The fact I'm giving this a recommendation (albeit just barely a recommend) is proof that I truly hate myself.
Posted 17 January.
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3.2 hrs on record
Quite literally a better Zelda game than the Zelda game that came out around the same time (Twilight Princess).
Posted 30 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
The Citizen Kane of games that cost a dollar that feature zombies.
Posted 29 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.0 hrs on record
The best GTA Clone since Saints Row 2 and in many ways it surpasses SR2. Absolutely worth your time.
Posted 23 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.9 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Alright before I start I want to say this:

The game itself is perfectly fine, I prefer it over the original Dead Rising 2 and I still had fun with both, but that's not why I'm giving this a negative review.

The reason I'm giving it one is because of a general lack of support of any kind:
* No proper controller support (that isn't broken as all hell, even the fix only works sometimes), key board and mouse only works well when you're playing with the guns and even then that takes the fun out of the game
* No options for Windowed Mode
* DLC Support is gone
* Online mode, if you actually find someone to play with, barely works.

And considering Capcom Vancouver is completely dead, I doubt these will ever be fixed.
If you really want to play DR 2, just go play it on 360 and you'll get not only some of the above fixed, it's the only platform that has the "complete experience", so to speak.
Posted 1 August, 2022.
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0.2 hrs on record
if it was possible to make sweet love to video games i'd do this in a heartbeat
Posted 3 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.7 hrs on record
10/10 would japan again
Posted 1 July, 2022.
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21 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Really cool idea, just executed in a way that makes the game more boring than fun.

If it's on sale and you have kids, by all means go ahead and get it
Posted 11 August, 2021.
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5.4 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
It's pretty much everything great about Newgrounds during the 2000s mixed with some incredibly solid beat em up action. Many Friday Nights were spent playing this absolute gems. Highly recommended.
Posted 19 July, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Criminally underlooked shooter that you cannot get anymore unless you go to some key site.

It's worth the $3 I paid for tbh
Posted 31 March, 2021.
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