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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 6:37am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:04pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 12:43am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 12:47am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 12:46am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:21pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:17pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 4:27am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:28pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:59am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:23pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:42pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:59am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:27am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:55am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:28am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 6:21am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 6:29am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 5:02am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 4:49am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 6:19am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 10:10am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 9:53am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 7:22am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 9:23am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 10:08am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 10:13am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:25pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:41am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 8:41am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 9:56am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:50am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:45am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 7:10am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 4:34am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 5:06am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2020 @ 2:12pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am