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As a result, we (Account-Quarantine Team) have taken control of this account.

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Consider yourself lucky, kid. You got me to take out my sword. I was hoping it didn't have to come to this. Even I thought I wouldn't have to do this. Witness me as I pull out my sword, a beautiful piece of glorious Nippon steel, folded over ten thousand times, crafted by the greatest swordmakers the land of Nippon has to offer. I have trained with this blade in several schools, but my power exceeded the strength of even their greatest masters. My techniques have been perfected through infinite training, my instincts honed by years of meditation in the far off land of Akihabara. Your depravity has doomed you to a death devoid of honor, be grateful that I at least grant you death by the blade using only 5% of my true power. *teleports behind you* Nothin' personnel kid.

My money don´t jiggle jiggle it folds

Gimme dem V-Bucks [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

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Bigmac
Bigmac
Bigmac
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be fun Son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive thru order for two
I got some craving for a number 9 like my shoe
I need some chicken up in here I need some chicken up here
In this dizzle
Frizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the Frizzle
Dr Pepper my brother
Another for your mother double double super size and don't forget the fries