"His people need him, but he's busy hunting Tiger 1s and putting down Object 703s."
An unfortunate Pied Piper with marching ensemble experience.

Metalworker for a hobby & stonemason by trade.
Heavy equipment operator "recreationally" and for the Seabees.

Let's say "♥♥♥♥ it" and I leave everyone and everything because I'm selfish and narcissistic. Honestly, I think I would like that. Let me sign off that 20 year contract. Hell, I think I may join the French Foreign Legion instead after I finish this contract, I'll gain French citizenship and retire somewhere in Bordeaux. It doesn't sound like a bad idea...