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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 3:11pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 9:42am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:28am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:35am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:38am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 11:39am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 3:21pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 4:27pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:09pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 11:21am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 2:16pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 5:54pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 6:26pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 6:57pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 7:40pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2020 @ 3:14pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 10:32am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 10:24am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 10:53am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2020 @ 3:32pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2020 @ 4:08pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2020 @ 4:45pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2020 @ 4:48pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 3:53pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 11:22am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2020 @ 5:16pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 7:03pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2020 @ 7:00pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2020 @ 2:42pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2020 @ 10:36am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2020 @ 11:58am