Recent reviews by HexPunk

Play this game.

I blew up a tank with a soap box car. 10/10

They added microtransactions. ♥♥♥♥ these guys.

The best epic moment generator.

For example:

One day me and some friends were playing this game. I'm driving my little sportscar around, when suddenly I notice that THREE guys are behind me chasing me, with guns and everything on 'em. I'm clearly screwed if I don't do something. So I push the car to drive as fast as it can, and manage to drive it off of a bridge onto another road below without damaging my car. This gets two of the chasers to fall behind. I'm panicking because there's still one person behind me, so I just happen to find an airport, so I begin to look for an airplane there. Me and the chasers tear onto the airstrip and who I find there just happens to be one of my friends in a call. So I say "DUDE, QUICK, TAKE OFF!!" and get on top of my car, prepared to grapple on. He spins up the plane and begins going forward. My car is headed directly for his nose, and he can't turn out of the way, so he HAS to take off. At the VERY LAST MOMENT, he pulls up and my car just barely slides under his plane, and I grapple onto him. We take off and fly into the sunset. I tell him "You will never believe how epic that moment was."

11/10

This game allows you to do things that you couldn't do before. Like be super. Find crates. While in a box.

I rate this game a 42/0

This game will turn your brains inside out and then rearrange them to be honeycombs in which techno music will play endlessly as it flashes colors reminescent of a 70's acid trip. And it will be amazing. Play this game. Side effects may include fear of hexagons.

This game is amazing, but before you get it, here's why you should wait:

The game is played through Uplay, so you have to download Uplay when you download Trials. Uplay is EXTREMELY BUGGY and in some cases won't work at all, and if Uplay doesn't work, neither will Trials. They ARE working to fix it, but I don't think it will be any time soon.

Next, Trails is a poorly ported Xbox360 game, so they are STILL doing bug fixes. Even on the highest end computers it will have a jitter effect, because the game is locked on 60 fps (Which is good if it's on a console, not if it's on a computer.) They ARE working on a fix, but I doubt it will work the first try so it will be a while before they get it sorted out, if at all. For me, the jitter effect is small enough that the game is playable, but it still annoys me.

Here's why you SHOULD buy it:

The game is amazing, the graphics are great for such a simple game, and the customization in the game is astounding. The game can be a lot of things, it's not just a motorcycle game, there are plenty of options to choose from. The online gameplay is really smooth, and connection problems don't seem to be an issue from what I've seen. Singleplayer has tons of gameplay put into it, and it does have a level of difficulty, but not enough to leave you stuck. It makes sure you are putting some effort into it, though, which is very nice for a game. It certaintly isn't a waste of money, and I'm sure it will be expanded on and improved, especially with bug fixes and whatnot.

It's a free racing game.

An arcade racing game.

It has multiplayer.

It has nice graphics.

It has little to no lag.

You can customise your car.

You can make your own tracks.

It's fun.

:D

Game, opens in a window named flash, extremely laggy for no good reason, no good storyline, the music is made to sound like the notes but the timing is always one beat after another, no pauses, making it terrible. Some parts are extremely glitchy, and there is really no direction which you need to go, so you endup backtracking over an ENTIRE WORLD.

Need I say, do not get this game.

This has to be on of my favorite games. You start off as captain virdian (all crew members names start with V. How apropriate.) And your ship crashes into another dimension! You must rescue the crew by exploring this extremely small and random and very unstable dimension without dieing. And death is extremely common, if you can make it to the end without dieing more than 50 times, I consider you the ULTIMATE GAMER. Anywho, the gameplay mechanics are fun and simple, press space or the arrow keys to switch gravity (you can't jump, makes puzzles a lot harder.) The gameplay is really hard, forcing you to have perfect timing, and many times forcing you to make a decision in a split second. Like LIMBO, you are guarenteed to die. The graphics are a pixally mess of fun, your only non-moving obsticals are spikes, but the enemys that kill you once you've touched them are a variety of random words shapes and colors. The music is some 16bit awesomeness. Overall, I give this game a 10/10. Hard.