19 In French
NO, I AM NOT CORPSEHUSBAND
Bellingham, Washington, United States
Wailmer Forever
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I tend to hop around my steam library all the time, please keep in mind that if it's single player I'd prefer not to be messaged unless you're a close friend (you know who you are <3). If it's a multiplayer game, feel free to spam the everlasting hell out of me.

Personal Life ( for those stalkers out there )

I am addicted to americanos and cold brew.

Top 5 Movies:
1. Alien
2. A Monster Calls
3. The Martian
4. Empire Strikes Back
5. Arrival



Required Wall Of Quotes:

Hoodie: Hey steak, are you organic?
[TS] Steak: yes, I am a fresh medium rare steak
Hoodie: How do you feel about other steaks in the super market
[TS] Steak: They are my friends
Hoodie: so you've never eaten steak before
Hoodie: ?
[TS] Steak: Well in computer terms no, IRL terms yes
Hoodie: oh.k.
[TS] Steak: cows are my parents
Hoodie: what kind of cows.
[TS] Steak: organic free ranged cows in the wild
Hoodie: so you're not from america?
[TS] Steak: My parents are long dead
[TS] Steak: im from america
[TS] Steak: but they were transported from Asia
Hoodie: mile high club?
[TS] Steak: Cows transported from asia broke free in 1864 and made me
Hoodie: so you're really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ old
[TS] Steak: No im not, I was transported to antartica to be cryo frozen
[TS] Steak: Im now free cuz of global warming and now I roam the city called NY
Hoodie: wait, so you were once a cow?
[TS] Steak: Was once a baby cow who's parents came from asia but was born in america
[TS] Steak: Then was killed
[TS] Steak: and the steak was frozen in cryo frost after being cooked to medium rare
[TS] Steak: Im actually well done if you count the fact that the cyro in real life would actually make me cook abit more before I was frozen so you could call me like medium rare or well done
[TS] Steak: Everything I do as spy in TF2 is well done so eh
Hoodie: oh
Hoodie: I see what you did there

Trep: You can always find a good chair

archetype.: hoodie the amazing gamer

archetypical: If global warming isn't real then why did club penguin shut down?

Fish-Man: imagine if we got all of the autism in the world
Fish-Man: to focus on one thing
Fish-Man: do you know the FOCUSED AUTISTIC POWER
Fish-Man: IMAGINE THE THINGS THAT CAN BE DONE
Hoodie: UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH

Spicy Pook: BIG questions with hoodie: is racism spicy or zesty

desolation: I am heavy veapons guy
desolation: and this
desolation: is my
desolation: RE
desolation: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wailmer Forever
======================================================================================================


I tend to hop around my steam library all the time, please keep in mind that if it's single player I'd prefer not to be messaged unless you're a close friend (you know who you are <3). If it's a multiplayer game, feel free to spam the everlasting hell out of me.

Personal Life ( for those stalkers out there )

I am addicted to americanos and cold brew.

Top 5 Movies:
1. Alien
2. A Monster Calls
3. The Martian
4. Empire Strikes Back
5. Arrival



Required Wall Of Quotes:

Hoodie: Hey steak, are you organic?
[TS] Steak: yes, I am a fresh medium rare steak
Hoodie: How do you feel about other steaks in the super market
[TS] Steak: They are my friends
Hoodie: so you've never eaten steak before
Hoodie: ?
[TS] Steak: Well in computer terms no, IRL terms yes
Hoodie: oh.k.
[TS] Steak: cows are my parents
Hoodie: what kind of cows.
[TS] Steak: organic free ranged cows in the wild
Hoodie: so you're not from america?
[TS] Steak: My parents are long dead
[TS] Steak: im from america
[TS] Steak: but they were transported from Asia
Hoodie: mile high club?
[TS] Steak: Cows transported from asia broke free in 1864 and made me
Hoodie: so you're really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ old
[TS] Steak: No im not, I was transported to antartica to be cryo frozen
[TS] Steak: Im now free cuz of global warming and now I roam the city called NY
Hoodie: wait, so you were once a cow?
[TS] Steak: Was once a baby cow who's parents came from asia but was born in america
[TS] Steak: Then was killed
[TS] Steak: and the steak was frozen in cryo frost after being cooked to medium rare
[TS] Steak: Im actually well done if you count the fact that the cyro in real life would actually make me cook abit more before I was frozen so you could call me like medium rare or well done
[TS] Steak: Everything I do as spy in TF2 is well done so eh
Hoodie: oh
Hoodie: I see what you did there

Trep: You can always find a good chair

archetype.: hoodie the amazing gamer

archetypical: If global warming isn't real then why did club penguin shut down?

Fish-Man: imagine if we got all of the autism in the world
Fish-Man: to focus on one thing
Fish-Man: do you know the FOCUSED AUTISTIC POWER
Fish-Man: IMAGINE THE THINGS THAT CAN BE DONE
Hoodie: UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH

Spicy Pook: BIG questions with hoodie: is racism spicy or zesty

desolation: I am heavy veapons guy
desolation: and this
desolation: is my
desolation: RE
desolation: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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captain goon 18 set. 2024 às 23:31 
costco hotdog for 1.50
rainworld
Jebus 7 set. 2024 às 22:47 
Where's the big ol titties?
love rises with abundance 27 jul. 2024 às 12:54 
With 3 Mentos in my ass, I lowered the coke bottle rim to my rim and poured. The reaction was nearly instant. With the tidal force of a tsunami, the bottle was violently ejected from my ass. Pressure was building up, and the gates of hell opened. I felt Satans sugary fire burst from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ onto the bed. There was a pain, both emotional and physical. The sugary wet fart, the sound of a thousand ass-trumpets creating a heavenly cacophony. I had found God, and he was punishing me. There was the maddening sensation of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bending over itself, inside out, shrinking, expanding. I have contemplated what hell might feel like, and I know that I could find peace there. My bed was soaked with ♥♥♥♥-coke. Lord, how am I to clean up.
I learned a valuable lesson that day.
TIL that the human anus can stretch 8 centimeters without damage.
TL;DR: Stick to beating your meat, folks.
Edit: Thanks for the awards people!
captain goon 13 abr. 2024 às 1:56 
costco hotdiggity dog
Prostate Paul 2 abr. 2024 às 1:10 
Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga
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Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga
Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga

I CAN'T STAWPP THISS FEELINNN
DEEP INSIIDEE OFFF MEEEE
rizzard disorder 25 mai. 2023 às 18:18 
I'm upgrading him to a decent-tier dude