Henry J. Heinz
 
 
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XDYOMOM 30 Apr, 2023 @ 3:18pm 
Derry is right, dude is super fun to play with but things got out of hand later in our friendship when we had planned a friendly gaming night at his place, all was great we played till 4am then decided to go to sleep, i slowly managed to fall asleep but felt very uneasy, for some reason i suddenly woke up and there he was, ass naked standing over me with a replica purple dildo sword from saint rows, i was shocked beyond belief, our eyes connected, there was an awkwardly long pause before he screamed at the top of his lungs LEEROY JENKINS!, he ripped off my Winnie the pooh PJs and proceeded to ram my ass with the dildo sword. the most pain ive felt in my life, worst experience ever, i survived, i don't know how but I got out of there when I saw the opportunity, i ran out to the streets, NAKED AND AFRAID, he didn't follow me outside, i ran straight to the hospital and received emergency surgery and 573 stitches, i ♥♥♥♥ through a tube now and in a wheel chair, DONT MEET THIS GUY IRL!
Derry 12 Oct, 2020 @ 12:49am 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Casawau 14 Sep, 2020 @ 3:41pm 
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bullcat 17 May, 2020 @ 10:02pm 
uncle stop
EagleWalrus 6 Apr, 2020 @ 10:29pm 
+rep nice and friendly trader!
Órale! 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:28pm 
+rep friendly and fast trader, would definitely trade again :)