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I've been with my wonderful boyfriend Greg for over 4 years now, and this Christmas was our third spent together. Our sex life is great. Except for one small problem.

Every year now starting in December he starts referring to his ♥♥♥ as "Greggnog." When I first heard him say this, it was in the context of a joke, so I laughed, and then I forgot about it. A few days after this, we're exchanging some spicy texts before he gets home from work he says to me, in all seriousness, "I can't wait to pour Greggnog all over your face." I could not believe he just said that to me, but I didn't know what else to do at the time but go along with it.

Fast forward to this December. This phrase re-enters his vocabulary at the same time every year. It makes me cringe beyond belief.

I'm sure that 2020 has done at least some irreparable psychic damage to all people, but unfortunately, for my boyfriend, this has manifested in the form of him referring to his ♥♥♥ as "Greggnog" non-stop.

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Merry christmas m'boy

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