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🎄 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 📀
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
-- Calvin

"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you
or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV."
--- Calvin

I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept.
--- Calvin
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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. But he caught up to me and tackled me to the ground. And shoved his ♥♥♥♥ inside my bummy hole. I felt it thrust and thrust as I was screaming.. Anyways, turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

thanks my friend

thanks my friend