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hey saltypotatoes! i was just gonna ask why you keep sending gay furry porn to my 11 year old brother? he says you’re also trying to hook up with him so i just wanted to confirm with you if this is true

I have watched so much furry porn, that I have become naturally desensitized to it. I even watch it in public. If I don't get my daily furry porn dose, I go through a withdrawal. It's like a drug to me. Every time I see a protogen, I can't itch away the urge to ♥♥♥ inside in it. I just wish they were real. I'd give up my family and money just to ♥♥♥♥ a furry once. All my friends laugh and think I'm weird, and to an extent, I do agree, but damn, if only they knew how badly I wanted to ♥♥♥♥ one. I swear, if science advances enough, I hope we can make furry real. Think I'm a degenerate or not, I would sacrifice my soul for one bust in one. I'm not even a furry, but there is no doubt in my mind that I would not miss an opportunity to ♥♥♥♥ the brains out of a furry. I'd yank its tail back on my ♥♥♥♥ like the nasty little slut it is, while I fill it like a cream-filled donut. I'd pound it so hard, it'd be seeing stars. God knows the things I'd do.

Someone NEEDS to make a mod that gives every enemy (especially mindflayer) a massive ♥♥♥♥ and BALLS. Like it just needs to happen. I need to fight sisyphus prime with his massive sack dangling in my face. Do you have any idea how funny it would be if V2 was just sitting on the throne in 4-4 with a giant mechanical pair of ♥♥♥♥ and balls just showing off like that? It’d be the most intimidating thing ever.

Someone needs to make the ULTRACOCK mod one day. I’d do it myself but i’m not sure if Ultrakill supports that level of modification yet.

Hopefully nobody’s asked about this yet i’d really like to be known as the ultrakill ♥♥♥♥ mod guy

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

Dude... Imagine how hilarious it'd be when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bust a gigantic sloppy load into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat ass and keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wet slippery bussy, dude, I'd laugh so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. You're the most funny guy ever, I can't wait to laugh my ass off while it's plopping and slapping against my wet covered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're hilarious, dude. I love you, you're funny