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Does anyone else bite their Controller?
This is not a $hitpost, I really do this.

I don't like to rage when I'm playing online, so when something really annoying happens and I get p issed, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a straight face and I angrily bite into my Controller for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that Sony seems to have built the Controller with this in mind, because the plastic material seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp.

What I'm wondering is, does anyone else here do the same? Am I the only munching player? I hope I've inspired someone to try the same, it's a super good way to take your anger out without damaging anything or making noise!

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As the first comment of 2020, Welcome to the cult. We welcome you and your supercomputer sized brain

You have so many hours, yet suck at everything you try

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Gamers are arguably one of the most persecuted classes in history. Unlike minorities, nobody has ever received a job or scholarship solely because they're a gamer.Furthermore, whereas minorities are widely considered to embody coolness and attractiveness by virtue of their race, gamers have been historically stereotyped as nerdy and unattractive since the dawn of our craft. When minorities speak out in the media about whitewashing, appropriation, and similar intrusions into their exclusive culture and values, they are universally lauded. However, when a gamer raises a comparable concern about our community, we are branded as sexist, racist, misogynistic, and similar slurs, and accused of overreacting. Gamers are undeniably subject to excessive and extremely detrimental discrimination. The same cannot be said for racial minorities.

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She said, "Do you love me?" I told her " Only partially, sorry I only love my games and my pc, girl am sorry 8g ram a even got all my cards plugged in"

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So hey. You know that feeling when you're with someone that you just love being around and they invite you out somewhere and you greet them in the usual joking way that you do but they aren't laughing and you ask what's wrong and they won't look at you and they just kinda tell you that special thing you thought you had was over and you can't believe it and you're just sitting there stunned because you thought it was real and they just quietly leave you there and when they're gone you just cry and you cry and cry and you go home take a shower and cry and take a nap wake up and log into Steam because that's where your true friends are

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What are some rules that all unbirth prey must follow that are pretty much universal in all your unbirth preds/fantasies/art/stories/scenarios/etc.? For example, For me, once a man is inside the vagina of any female, doesn't matter what species the female is, or who the female is, the man is not allowed to leave or exit the vagina until the girl says that he can. This is usually done by voice. Females can give special instructions for her unbirth prey that the prey must follow such as, "Show love and affection to my G-spot" where the guy would be forced to be affectionate to her G-spot like he is in love with it, even if he is not with the girl whose vagina that he is in. All male humans must remain in the vagina of anything female (humans, animals, Pokémon, dragons, etc) until the female says that he can come out.

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+rep If you were a Pokemon, I'd Chose you
(Or maybe Arcanine, thats my fav pokemon...or maybe Absol)

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You're a good person, and a pleasure to talk to...still bad at MGE though ;)

You don't GET IT!

i CAN not climax any other way THAN BY KNOWING MY FOREARMS ARE longer than hot girls WITH their LONG FOREARMS! it's strictly for my "SEX-IDIFICATION!"

A woman's ♥♥♥♥ is just some nasty, despicably wet clump of fish-smelling hair between her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legs!

If I refuse to drink out of the same cup as even my mother drunks out of, WHY IN THE ♥♥♥♥ DO I WANT HER SPIT SWAPPED IN MY MOUTH VIA A KISS?

Booty? She farts and ♥♥♥♥♥ OUTTA THAT ICK! Tits? sacs of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAT THAT HELPLESS BABIES DRINK BREATS MILK OUT OF i am semi lactose intolerant!