"They know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the matches they watch. They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. I just go into a match and that's it. But my aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For me - aim - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me." - ScreaM

Oh ♥♥♥♥ im sorry. Sorry for what our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our ♥♥♥♥♥ especially since they're such good size and all. Yeah i see that your daddy gave you good advice. It gets bigger when i pull on it. Hmm. sometimes i pull on it so hard i rip the skin. Well my daddy taught me a few things too like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead your own hands. Will you show me? Id be right happy to.

Did you think I'd forgotten Donald for a 1000 years I have waited.
Watch the dejection as you made your pitiful country great again. I really hope you enjoyed yourself I do because in the time that your president I have amassed a great and terrible army of skeleton delegates skelegates if you will Donald. Without you around to roll off the forces of chaos I can finally escape from my prison you just made your first mistake Donald now.
I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine together with my army of skelegates I will finally have the majority needed to become the Republican nominee and fight for a principled conservative campaign for president nothing will stand in our way goodbye Donald your New York ways will taint the party no longer…
This is the priesthood rising with my new powers i will plunge this country into 10,000 years of darkness and the delegates they will be at my side every step of the way Thank You Donald thank you…

alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack"; alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"; bind z "+jumpthrow"


two number 9's
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
a number 7
two number 45's, one with cheese
a large soda

all we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎