Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.
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Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep. Whoever sleeps long, does not sin. Whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!