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Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.

For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"

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It's another Friday!

As your mentor, I need to remind you that

You don't need fun to have alcohol!

And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!

Get Drunk 24/7!

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Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?

As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).

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Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.

As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:

Yes, Onlypans does exist.

It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.

And I'm fully supportive about your choice

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Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.

Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.

And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.

Do you know why????

It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!

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Welcome to Logic Class 101！

A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.