Hammade
 
 
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140
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Cyberpunk 2077
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Zuzu 17 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58am 
Hi! Few things to start off with =]]

1. Yes, I added you because you’re a female gamer, but also because your personality intrigues me.
2. I’m Chad.
3. I am actually not creepy, unlike Brian here! In fact, I help the local orphanage here in my free time when I am not rescuing stray cats. Haha. Once I couldn’t be at the orphanage in time because I lost the keys to my Maybach haha. Silly 6’7” ol’ me.
Baban - 爸爸 15 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38pm 
Hi! Few things to start off with =]

1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. I If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
my username is amazing 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
🎀 Little Meow 🎀 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13pm 
poke
Mogus 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:09pm 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something. you're pretty cool though like i said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) :) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
dohj 19 Sep, 2024 @ 7:54am 
if only i didn't waste my cut-throat