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When I first played Space Engineers years ago, I wondered why there weren't any orbital mechanics to planets. It was just up and down, a bit of a limit to engineer much in space. Servers are friendly at least! Good job integrating a modding community eventually and letting them do it instead.

Though, it's not all good. I think every year there is some new cosmetic blocks update, to the point now where it's getting hard to sort out the actual functional blocks. Somehow, the performance got worse too, even after all those years they hard-capped the game to 120 fps, and would get stuttering since it eats CPU.
The gameplay is somewhat repetitive too. Gather basic assembly and ore, make better assembly, gather ore, make another thing. Call it Space Mining instead, since it takes too long to get things built if you do things in Survival mode.
In Creative, there's not much else other than spawning stuff in, and blowing stuff up, and then getting tired of it all and quitting.

If there were something to do rather than sit around or mine or click a thousand times to craft a single ship, like a story or something that expanded those scenarios into the base game, or something that made the process easier like auto-mining, I would change my rating. Right now, it's kind of in between, okay because of mods.

It's way too fun. Pulled an all-nighter by accident and watched a hundred ways to die
Rando friendly!~

As cringe and unfriendly as ever, never do multiplayer.
Trolls, AFK, and people who try but still get mad because you do better than them. I might even say that the league community got better than Factorio's at one point.
Community: 0/10 Other regional servers are xenophobic

Base game is not too fun, so I spend most of my time building music blueprints. 7/10 for diverse tools
https://factorioprints.com/view/-MCZXu-_RGNXvHR8hMJ5

What's this? Why is it so negatively rated?
I got this because it looks really promising and nice to look at, hoping it could be something different than the usual business, and because I played Mirror 1 and had a great zoom session...
but then they basically blue balled the internet AND declared bankruptcy. Now that takes determination.
If you like short stories and how it looks currently, then it might be nice, like a short reading session in the library. But don't expect anything else.


Real talk, they should have created a separate team for nsfw content.

When i, as a sentient robot, thought i was doomed on 1 hp facing two basketballs about to explode and then used an uno reverse card, and later on obtaining the Creative AI card which gave more uno reverse cards every turn, which gave more cards until my hand was always constantly full, which i used to summon more lightning testicles that also activates whenever they overflow my testicle slots, dealing damage to an oversized shiny cultist fluff, that grew in strength whenever uno reverse cards were used, which eventually got overpowered by the number of increasing uno reverse card buffs, but then revived into a 2nd phase that was stronger except it couldn't feed off my uno reverse cards anymore so it died to my repair wrench activating all of my uno reverse card buffs...
i thought the game was pretty good.

Risk of Players-That-Do-Not-Share-Items
10/10 will tab out again.

the only game that i binged 16 hours playing for the first time
the only game that has gameplay combining gameplay from terraria, stardew valley, forager, don't starve, valheim, factorio and kept the good parts
the only game that has all this and still has a STORY!?
the only game that you have to race a giant regenerating worm with your cooking
the only game that requires you to collect souls from Titans beyond the Great Wall
the only game that i would recommend in this style, probably

the only game to top all of that with multiplayer

i like this game because it makes vtubers fuzzy

- join before 9pm as wraith
- gets called noob by a rando after they get knocked down
- attempt to get the two respawn banners
- the other squad member disconnects
- got one banner
- confused where the other banner is
- panic voids from the other squad 2ft away
- they lost me somehow
- heading towards the respawn beacon
- realizes the second member already disconnected
- ponder
- head to the center of the circle to watch everyone fight each other
- someone finds me
- leave game
- uninstall
- haha i lived ♥♥♥♥♥