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Dogs of War

Destroy the space station!
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 11:12am

Ivan Getridov

Kick the Comrade's ass!
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 11:29am

Gorbachev

Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 11:30am

Putin

No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Boot Camp

Survive the tutorial!
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 10:48am

Creeper

Load the crafting menu
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 11:56am

Shot to the Heart

Defeat the Worm's heart
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Ho Lee Fuke

Defeat Kang's weird faceship
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 10:41am

You Played Yourself

Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Fire in the Sky

Survive the asteroid belt
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 2:29pm

Sweating Bullets

Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 10:34am

Big Balls

Kill Kang :(
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 10:14am

Yuri Gannadye

Kill the Comrade!
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 3:34pm

Into the Void

I understand and I wish to continue
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 3:41pm

Push Over

Okay. Fine!
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Spineless

I am weak
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 3:07pm

I am a Real American

Hatred For None
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Pass the Two Million Sunblock

Into the sun. Well done.
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 10:44am

The Level Above Human

Beat Heaven
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 11:33am

More Weirds

Complete level 666
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 11:15am

These Colors Don't Run

Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 3:46pm

The Biggest Little

Complete 9-1
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 3:51pm

Yeah, BRAH!

Get a million points on 1-1
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 10:28am

Poo Poo Pee Pee

Punch a Toilet
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 12:46pm

Slick Willie

Beat any level without taking damage
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 10:55am

Hand over Fist

Rip both arms off a mech
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 10:28am

No Respect

Skip credits
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Nice shootin', Tex

Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Tipper Gore

Complete a level with the middle finger censored
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 11:35am

Goodman!

"The game just called me a f$#!stick!"
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 11:58am