Comments
The Marxist Comrade 2 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48am 
go build desalination plant
Mako 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am 
Hemp
Andrelik 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11pm 
Hure. :er_wave:
KsBalinha 25 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am 
+rep
Shimmy Shines 26 Mar, 2023 @ 4:04pm 
desalination plant, go build one dirka dirka
Machado 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:42pm 
Sorry, but idk what "go build clean drinking water" is supposed to mean
Shimmy Shines 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:29pm 
go build clean drinking water
Hura Loux 21 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04pm 
most unplayable net ever
Machado 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41am 
Abusing off meta setup, but rot resin 2h TS with BHS is fine
🤍Miquella🤍 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am 
i play flamestrike you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i only used storm stomp to poise reset cuz cringe as poise count, and no cestus on high net is unplayable you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ get good and just buy some internet free block cuz you trash anyways keep absuing funny fire incants bot
Machado 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37am 
Caestus + Storm Stomp is not bad on latency. you just dont know how to use it
🤍Miquella🤍 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30am 
just look at your internet and you know why lmao literally unplayable with cetus thats the only weapon that char has lol go outside and buy some internet and dont play at mcdonalds you trash
Machado 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28am 
You used BHS rot resin 2h TS, full regen armor and other broken stuff, but I am the trash lmao
🤍Miquella🤍 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22am 
go buy some internet and stop pose lowering you trashcan get good
Machado 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01am 
:steamsalty:
Loran <3 Lill 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42am 
You are such trash
lainsaw 15 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm 
mate ur chunking like a 6hit build on the best frame data weapon in the game
Machado 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am 
Shamshir isnt even a meta weapon after Cragblade nerf
lainsaw 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20am 
absolute mindless sham spam and rapier with no brain. get off the game noskill
lainsaw 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am 
hot garbage
Adderlen 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:43pm 
believing steam profiles in 2022 :lunar2019crylaughingpig: honk honk
Machado 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:25pm 
>Plays from the only region that can avoids latency >Disables Japan region lock >Complains about latency
Adderlen 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:12am 
take 300 ping and spam parry, oroboro can learn from you I guess xD
ManletSupreme 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:37pm 
laggy third worlder smh
gold 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am 
🪓
Machado 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06am 
ggs
Erodac 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53am 
finaly a somewhat decent connection
Machado 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
damn, wrong posture
sthifen 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:18am 
Posture check
Burger 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm 
No
Dewa 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am 
Oh my gawd man how did you drink your potion so fast like that on Dark Souls III? Please teach me the way of the gaming at pontiff my soul level 149 character dies alot :(
Grim Kriegor 16 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am 
Best machine gun player on meta Pontiff :praisesun:
Emilia 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am 
can't spell machado without chad
Dewa 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:14pm 
Cara vi você jogando DarkSouls3, tá jogando bem demais,mano! Só precisa dar uma trabalhada na comunicação, teamplay, posicionamento, coordenação, utilitários, timing, confiança, build, controle de movimento, swap, espaçamento, parry, noção de dano, inventario, consumiveis, cancel e noção de jogo que você vai virar um MONSTRO! <3
sthifen 14 May, 2022 @ 7:37am 
Calvachado
Andrelik 22 Feb, 2022 @ 2:25pm 
Calvachado
Fludeo 16 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am 
never ever attack first, just wiff punish.
crying heart 3 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm 
+rep fortnite legend.
Machado 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am 
oh I probably stole the copy pasta from a random tourney. People love to spam some of those during community events

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes glitches. And glitches makes for a bad gank. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now. ///// It is called THE CURSE OF NAP. ///// Glitches make the lappers grow & that's beautiful.
Holy_City 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16pm 
Where did you get this? hahahaha . I saw it on another profile under your comment. Amazing...........

"Yes, indeed. It is called Pontiff, where the braindead aldritchs and the sweaty tryhards converge. In painful invasions, the lapps discover the truth of pvp: "♥♥♥♥ you, latent sack of ♥♥♥♥." And when the victory of their invasion is threatened, the cheat engine bells tolls, cursing the opponent and killing their Aldrich, Saint of the Deep. Scamming green man, the G9 clones... And the reclusive lord of the Passive Greatbow, Tux The Fapper... Only, in truth... the honest players abandon their thrones... and the cancer will rise. Nameless pontiff randos, unfit even to be aldritches. And so it is, that ds3 pvp was born."
Machado 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39pm 
Siegbreau tem animacao diferente
Nangeki 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37pm 
sequer existe hack pra estus infinito, muda essa localização ai pro acre
Nangeki 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37pm 
O host me dropava sieg quando eu precisava, algo legítimo do jogo, diferente de você
Machado 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35pm 
Fantasma usa 27 estus
Nangeki 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34pm 
Hacker aracatubano
ClogNog 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm 
hi yo
gold 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20am 
Feliz Natal 🤡
Beleh The Doorman 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm 
+rep YhormoEstoc mastar
Machado 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm 
I regret not putting a "-rep" at the end, ngl
Shag Lord 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm 
Lol that's amazing, one of the best dark souls copy pastas I've seen.