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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:20am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:53am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:18am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:58am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 4:22am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:03am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:47am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 11:26am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:57pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:21am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 12:24pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:34am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 2:34am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 11:58am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 1:21am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:59am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:38am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:20am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:50am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2020 @ 8:22am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:39am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:21am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 3:39am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2021 @ 9:59am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:38am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:03am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:27am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:22am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:29am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:03am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:12am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2021 @ 8:49am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 3:43am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 9:14am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 11:47am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2021 @ 9:59am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 6:28am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 2:24am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 2:43pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 3:27am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 8:42am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
11 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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