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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2020 @ 12:32pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 8:09am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2020 @ 12:21pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 9:46am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 8:13am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 9:49am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 9:20am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 10:33am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 9:33am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2020 @ 2:27pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2020 @ 3:03pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 8:11am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 8:58am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 4:27pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 9:38am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 10:33am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 10:06am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2020 @ 5:02pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2020 @ 11:49am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2020 @ 1:06pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 8:49am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 8:42am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2020 @ 2:50pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:25pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2020 @ 4:21pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 10 May, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 9:33am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 9:41am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2020 @ 12:25pm