HUNDEK0PF's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 6:13am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:19am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 2:10pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:57am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:15am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 4:56am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:49am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:25am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 6:01am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 5:24am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 5:28am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:18am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 3:44pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:34am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:19am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 6:48am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 6:48am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 1:27pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 10:56am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:50am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 11:04am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 1:21pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:05am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 5:33am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 4:40am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 4:39am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:36am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 5:58am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 2:48pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

23 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

2 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

4 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

11 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30