Recent reviews by MutantBreadSlice

this is the best dice game in the history of dice games.
the base game has so much stuff in it, and is so mechanically polished and fun to play.
the modding is very easy to access and make (you can view mods on the community discord or at https://snd-textmod.charcoalstyles.com/ )
what more could you ask for?

This game is very good! And i enjoyed my time with it. Very funny, and the premise is great.
However; replay value is meh. I think it does have alternate paths with different storylines, but I never really bothered to play more than once due to the combats sluggish pacing and lack of variety in objectives and enemies in later segments. Mech battles were also boring as hell.
but still; I enjoyed my time with it. and is 100% worth at least 1 playthrough. Give it a go!

I never realized how big boners could get before I played this game 10/10

Amazing tactic game. Nothing like it, at least from what ive seen. Devs are also super nice as well. If you're considering getting it, stop considering and just get it already.

i won a round with a score of -116. great game.

Before I begin, I will say that I have indeed, snailed.

The game is very good, but it has its problems.
With the positives first, The AI is very good and well executed. Speaks on virtually everything you do on the first play-through and on subsequent play-throughs the AI gets used a lot more trap-wise. I can see why people might not like it though. I liked the visuals, nothing breathtaking but very charming. The music was probably the second-best aspect of the game too. Very well done! And i liked secrets to do with the water pump. Or just... secrets and collectables like that in general in the game. Very nice.

The problems i had...
Puzzles. The ones automatically given to you were too easy and the secret ones were really... REALLY hard. I liked more puzzles like A10.2, where you had to do something else to get the stuff inside and you're rewarded with more challenging platforming. Or the water pump in general. I might be dumb but it wasn't very fun at all. Also, I can agree that some things feel underutilised. But its more of a try everything dont dwell on one game. But even then, the game is very short.

Final verdict? 8.5/10. Would recommend. Story, visuals, music and gameplay were mostly serviceable. But there were some flaws with the game-play that does make it a bit jank in some areas. But i think there is enough challenge and re-playability for the really dedicated. And speedruns of this game will be very interesting i think.

Hello! and welcome to my review of totally accurate battle simulator!
As you know, its a battle simulator through the ages, and it really does an accurate job at portraying that!
Here are some positives and negatives, just to see if its worth it.

Positives:
Accurate to life
Literally god
Probably does your homework

Negatives:




And that's my review of Totally accurate battle simulator! Hope you found it helpful?

Oh..? You say that its not a good review? well, i don't see why you would say that! This review is totally accurate to the game!

just
just buy it