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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 7 May, 2013 @ 9:10am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 8:18am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 4:06am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 4:53am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 5:40am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 6:01am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 5:10am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 5:25am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 6:08am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 5:08am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 7 May, 2013 @ 7:35am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 7 May, 2013 @ 7:35am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 7 May, 2013 @ 7:50am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 6:25am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2014 @ 6:17am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 12:15pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 5:10am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 7 May, 2013 @ 7:35am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 7 May, 2013 @ 8:08am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 4:31am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2015 @ 5:47am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2013 @ 11:58am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 5:24am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2014 @ 10:16am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 5:29am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2014 @ 7:15pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2014 @ 12:15pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:02am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:02am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:11am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:11am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:11am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:21am

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:21am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2014 @ 9:22am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 6:10am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 8:47am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 8:47am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 8:54am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 8:54am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 9:27am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 9:27am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 9:38am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 9:38am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 9:46am

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 9:46am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 11:42am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 11:42am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:11am

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:11am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:19am

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:19am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:26am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2014 @ 5:26am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2015 @ 3:33am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 8:45am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 11:13am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 8:47am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2016 @ 6:46am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2016 @ 5:08am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
0 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.