Recent reviews by Gaylord Cocknasty

its a 15 year old game and it shows its age badly, if youre playing from RDR2 its a HUGE downgrade in every aspect but its to be expected from a game this age, again, for the price the improvements are minimally recognisable as it still has that old xbox360 sound compression and clunky slow controls
i played through this once when it came out so i thought id try it again but i wouldnt say its worth the price or the time.
i'll stick with it as long as i can but yeah
its not aged well

17 hours spent on what is really a 4 hour or so campaign
note to devs: getting the player lost for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours is not fun
the game is not fun
theres no music during fights etc
theres no markers or clear objectives
enjoy the sewers
its a really REALLY bad game
its also unenjoyable

so of my 85 or so minutes of "game play" 45 of that is cut scenes, a good 20 or so in the first section alone
game play is a bit boring tbh, and the mouse movement is so snappy and weird it makes you nauseous

this is EXACTLY the kind of game starship troopers needed
and playing it guarantees citizenship!

I got this for free and I still paid too much, all the negative reviews are 100% correct and accurate, the game isn't fun.

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HI' IN THUH MELLUN

the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash, theres no way to know how to play, there's no tutorial and the controls are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded

Its Painkiller with dildos

what the ♥♥♥♥ did i just watch

pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥
plays and feels like one of those bargain bin games you'd get in the early 2000's
enemies just flop to the floor when they die there's no animation they just turn into ragdolls
the gun is garbage
its just not good